handjon 

Giving father jon a handjob behind the church

Christine: hello father jon

Father jon: hello Christine

Christine: can I give you a handjon father jon

Father jon: yes Christine

Christine: meet me behind the church after reception

Father jon: ok Christine

*After reception*

*Moaning*

Christine: oh fuck father jon... Ahhh ahhh fuckknk

Father jon: fuck Christine you feel amazing rn

Christine: ah father jon~~ give me a facial pls

Father Jon: yes Christine ~

Christine: oh father fuck~~

handjon by Ace_themenace September 25, 2022

Toriyama Handjob 

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.

"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

Toriyama Handjob by Everyone hates Tien September 14, 2017

Steve Handjobs 

Famous member of Trash Taste Podcast. Winner of the Trash Tastes best nickname award.

I'm Steve Handjobs

Steve Handjobs by Adrilian June 2, 2021

centipede handjob 

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.

Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*

centipede handjob by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

nursing handjob by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Handong 

Chinese member of Dreamcatcher. Stan Dreamcatcher.

and now I'm holding this pain. - Handong

Handong by gorthezar March 2, 2020

Helsinki handjob 

The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.

Bob received a Helsinki handjob last night; Martha now has much clearer airways.

Helsinki handjob by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011