hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

hand to gland combat by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005

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hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

hand to gland combat by conzilla's big bro March 18, 2009

Related Words

hand to gland combat • hand to hand • hand-to-hand wombat • hand to mouth • hand-to-cock resuscitation • Hand-to-Face • hand to man combat • hand to mouth disease • [Hand to Pocket disease] • Hand to shaft ratio

hand to gland combat

1. n. a wank

You: I'm exhausted!
Your mate: Been in a hand to gland combat again then?

hand to gland combat by Anonymous January 8, 2003

Hand-To-Gland Combat

A vigorous masturbating session.

Hand-To-Gland Combat by Karlito April 20, 2003

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