hand iron

The act of passing one's hands over really crumpled clothes with the aim of removing creases. It is generally practiced by the male population and others affecting the "get out of bed straight to class look".

X- AAARGH you are so not going to wear that shirt.
Y- once I hand iron it ... you won't even know the difference!!

by Kermit the froggy July 27, 2009

Hand me my iron

Give me my shank (or any other kind of weapon

oh thats funny huh? Earl hand me my iron

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Hand me my iron

A mock phrase alluding to using one's golf equipment as weaponry.

When is a nine iron like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be.

by JonMphy April 22, 2003

gotz of the iron hand

Sorry did you mean medieval FUCKING THANOS 2.0

So what do you think would happen if gotz of the iron hand snapped?

by GutsyYoyoMaster June 07, 2019