Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

Hand Delivered by uniberg March 10, 2011

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hand delivered fart bomb

When you release a hot fart into your hand while you have it cupped over your butthole to catch it, then release in the face of someone.

I just gave my lover a hand delivered fart bomb when he was least expecting it.

hand delivered fart bomb by Turdy McBunkerson July 31, 2008

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throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

hand deliver by gary_username February 13, 2014

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Hand Deliver

Handle Your Own Business

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.

Hand Deliver by Handprint February 13, 2014

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