Urban Dictionary: Definitions by uniberg

Blue Beaver

A womans sexual anxiety emanating from a lackluster sexual experience in which her sub-par partner was unable to bring her to orgasim.

I can't believe it! One minute twentyseven seconds and he's out. What an ass hole! I have the worst case of blue beaver!

Get merch

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

Get merch

Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.

Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!

Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.

Get merch