uniberg's definitions

Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

Blue Beaver

A womans sexual anxiety emanating from a lackluster sexual experience in which her sub-par partner was unable to bring her to orgasim.

I can't believe it! One minute twentyseven seconds and he's out. What an ass hole! I have the worst case of blue beaver!

by Uniberg April 5, 2011

Shawshank Style

Getting screwed royally, as one would be gang raped in a prison setting.

Dude, that mechanic screwed me shawshank style!

Matt is going to get it shawshank style at the blue oyster bar tonight. Foooo shooowwww.

by uniberg February 23, 2011