hanbek

a sexy kyrgyz dude with a body mariah carrie wishes she had. usually very involved in politics and loves arguing over nothing, very touch and attention deprived, wants a boyfriend so bad. puts on a trench coat and pretends to be British. probably has a pet cat despite his aversion to pussy. every woman is patiently waiting for his gay phase to be over, but he's committed to the cause.

Jiya: Hey, who's that guy with the massive horse schlong? He's so hot 😳

Jason: That's Hanbek, i wish he'd let me smash but he said i look like a deformed tadpole 😔

hanbek by okaysobasicallyishitmypants January 24, 2022

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hanneke

Very rare to find. It is said to be a wonderful, independent woman. Probably very creative and has her own opinion. Can be found in shiny places filled with glow in the dark mushrooms, owls and overall happiness illuminating all that is lame.

`Wow, am I dreaming? Is that a real hanneke walking there? ´

hanneke by Ketelbinkie August 3, 2011

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Hanberg

A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.

Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.

Hanberg by A member of the hanberg people December 21, 2020

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Hanbok

A traditional type of Korean dress. Often characterized by vibrant colors and simple lines without pockets. Hanbok is worn as semi-formal or formal wear during traditional festivals and celebrations.

Hanbok is one of the most beautiful traditional dresses in the world.

Hanbok by CrosswordPuzzle October 31, 2011