hanaf 

Hanaf- Something that will never happen. simple as that

"yo have you heard of hanaf? yeah me neither."

hanaf by ahnaf2trappy February 8, 2021

Hanaf 

Hanaf is just a guy who wants to live in peace.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of the new guy Hanaf? He's such a quiet person.
Person 2: Yeah, I actually know him. He owns an Instagram account which he posts stickman comic on
Person 1: Huh, that's kinda cool- wait stickman??

Hanaf by Traumatized Person November 21, 2021

Hanahaki Disease 

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from unrequited love, where the patient’s throat will fill up with flower, they will then proceed to throw, and cough up the petals, (sometimes even the flowers). One of the only ways for the disease to ‘disappear’ is if, the said person returns the feeling (it can’t be resolved with friendship, it has to be genuine feelings of love). The infection can also be removed through surgery, though the feelings disappear along with the petals. If they choose nether options, or the feeling is not returned in time, then the patient’s lungs will fill up with flowers, and will eventually suffocate.
There is no specific flower for the disease, but it’ll either be the crushes favourite type of flower, or their favourite colour. We can only hope for the patients, and pray that the crushes favourite flower isn’t a type of rose.

(The length of the disease varies with each person. But on an average, it will last up to 2 or 3 mouths, but sometime it’ll only last, a couple weeks).

~~~Example~~~
The sight was sickening, the body lay limp on the carpet. stained petals, and flowers surrounding them, swirling in a pool of their own blood. I took a deep breath. Then turned to the rest of the group, keeping my head low. 'Who said love couldn't kill?' I let out a low laugh.

"Darn you, Hanahaki Disease," I curse under my breath. Tears threatening to fall.

Hanahaki Disease by Friggin_Author_Chan November 12, 2018

Hanako-Kun 

The most adorable and cutest toilet ghost like damn

“Hanako-Kun is literally the most cutest thing on earth and beyond space”

Hanako-Kun by Imalegendarycat September 18, 2020

Hanae-fun-by-proxy 

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023

Hanaeing 

When a person who enjoys fun harasses someone who believes it is not a joke but it is a joke

"This person said he didn't like this plot"
"Are you Hanaeing me?"

Hanaeing by John196 June 30, 2023

hanakanjō 

Hanakanjō is a syndrome in which flowers start growing out of the victim's body because of a strong emotion.
Maybe they'll grow when you're happy, feel loved or in peace! In that case (good emotions), the flowers will sprout painlessly.
But maybe they'll grow when you're depressed, anxious or deeply missing someone... In that case (bad emotions), the flowers will sprout with a sharp pain.

"I heard she has Hanakanjō ."

"That's rough."

hanakanjō by that's rough buddy July 2, 2020