Hampie

A napkin in which one ejaculates into

I need to clean my room, there’s hampies everywhere

by Sosicksonasty June 12, 2020

Hampys

Another name for The Hamptons. The Hamptons are located about 2 hours out of new york city

"Im going out the Hampys this weekend."
"He must be going out to the Hamptons."

by calcal12345678901234567890 August 4, 2009

Hampi

A descriptive form of bestiality between a woman and either a mammal or reptile. This bestiality mainly revolves around the rape of a woman and her cat, kittens, or turtles. The sexual encounter can be either consensual or non consensual but generally culminates in rape between a female and her "pet". What makes a hampi unique is that the rape is generally between a human female and a cat, kitten, turtle or any combination of the previously mentioned animals.

Damn Hampi hampied that turtle. She hampied a kitten again.

by Kakuzzu November 11, 2013

Hampy

(Adj): to showcase hamster-like qualities.

Petey: “did you see Eva eating popcorn with two hands in the cinema?”

Ronan: “Yea she looked pretty hampy”

by Ronster_themonstr December 7, 2022

Hampis

Handsome and having an air of effortless style, charismatic without arrogance.

STEVE WAS NOT VERY SMART BUT HE SURE WAS HAMPIS

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Hampy

Hampy is a small hamster that belongs to my nephew Isaac Richards. He has been on YouTube and is really friendly.

Isaac: Uncle Brad! Come see Hampy!
Uncle Brad: Holy Smokes! Look at that little guy go!

by UncleBrad001 April 16, 2021

Hampie

the funniest person you will ever meet; always sticks by you and if you have a hampie never let them go

"I love hampie!"

by Sausageroll11223344 November 17, 2017