This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

Faircloth Hamplug by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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