hampalung

All, entire, inclusive of every thing.

Zelanie ate hampalung of my meatloaf.

by Ruiyi August 13, 2006

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

humbalung

literally meaning everything in chinese, often used when angry, or sad

Guy: Hey gal what's wrong?
Gal: humbalung. now get the hell out of my bubble space.

by myru883rducky April 26, 2010

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025