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Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.
Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*
hammich by Ai-chan May 9, 2008
Words you can keep
The ham sandwich that Craig David dared to sing about
Took her for a hammich on Monday..
Hammich by olephant August 16, 2023
an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.
small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)
most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!
(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD
A sandwich made completely from ham. Ham bread, ham meat, hat cheese, ham condiments....
Man that was a good hammich
Hammich by Therealhamman March 17, 2021

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
The use of a photo of Jon Hamm rather than an emoticon. Useful for a wider array of emotions, and for his manly beauty.
I'm a little intimidated, my girlfriend keeps sending me hammicons
hammicon by The One The Only DD August 22, 2011

Hammichtime 

The point in time at which your eating a hammich (Ham Sandwich).
Stop. Hammichtime!

Joe: I thnk it's hammichtime
Jane: Yeah, me too.
Hammichtime by Ajihand March 31, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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