When a male's junk is highlighted by his pants, either purposely or without intention. It often happens when a dude is particularly well endowed and/or is wearing a slimmer cut pant that accentuates the crotchal region. Similar to a pants tent but not an illusion and not necessarily indicative of excitement.
Lance was an average dude but his new jeans had a Hammaconda Effect, making him look particularly well endowed.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)