hammery

Any unneccessary stupidity of questionable origin.

Enough of this hammery, you damn kids!

(Upon walking into a room full of people guffawing and jumping on each other) What is this hammery!?

by Jems November 25, 2005

whore hammery

a series of drunken events that go on through out the nite usually culminating in vomiting, falling, or bedding down with a fatty. A debauchery of sorts.

Hey Coach, let's go to the fuckin' Luau and get tangled up in some drunken whore hammery.

by Pay the Piper February 5, 2010

Hammer fine

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammerhorn

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008