hammery

Any unneccessary stupidity of questionable origin.

Enough of this hammery, you damn kids!

(Upon walking into a room full of people guffawing and jumping on each other) What is this hammery!?

by Jems November 24, 2005

whore hammery

a series of drunken events that go on through out the nite usually culminating in vomiting, falling, or bedding down with a fatty. A debauchery of sorts.

Hey Coach, let's go to the fuckin' Luau and get tangled up in some drunken whore hammery.

by Pay the Piper February 05, 2010