Hammered ass 

Sub par. Well below average. Shitty.

That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.

Hammered ass by Dar-Man March 22, 2012

hammered ass 

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

hammered ass by Zorgo September 12, 2005

Hammered Ass 

The funk you smell in a room after going through withdrawls!

This bedroom smells like hammered ass!

Hammered Ass by bean nazi October 5, 2011

ass hammered 

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

ass hammered by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

bag of hammered assholes 

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

bag of hammered assholes by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Asshole Hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

Asshole Hammered by Howie16 December 16, 2010

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk 

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.

Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.

hammeredassblackedoutdrunk by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007