Hammered ass
That stripper has a smoking hot body but her face looks like hammered ass. I don't know what happened last night but I feel like hammed ass today.
Hammered ass by Dar-Man March 22, 2012
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hammered ass by Zorgo September 12, 2005
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ass hammered
When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
ass hammered by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018
bag of hammered assholes
Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
bag of hammered assholes by Mumbls December 3, 2024
Asshole Hammered
(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.
Asshole Hammered by Howie16 December 16, 2010
hammeredassblackedoutdrunk
hammeredassblackedoutdrunk by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007
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