Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009

hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

hammering

to fuck a girl usually to fuck her so hard she screams

Guy 1: I was hammering a girl so hard that she was screaming daddy

by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019

Hammering the Troll

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.

Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll

by Slade666 September 29, 2011

Halleting

To consciously avoid the consumption of a predetermined unit of alcohol

Classic Joe, always halleting

by El_melocoton October 2, 2016

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011