Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MaxGatito

Hamleting

In the face of overwhelming pain and/or suffering, hamleting is the active contemplation of whether existence is worth sustaining.

When she learned the dancer had progressed and could feel her pain worsening, she began hamleting.

The condition of being unable to move due to a sleeping kitten (or cat) on your body.

“Sorry honey. I can’t empty the garbage. I can’t move at all. Fluffy is on my chest and I am kittitonic.”

The amount of something you need that is always never enough.

As I endlessly fail to complete my work from home during this pandemic, the time feels zinfinite.

zinfinite by MaxGatito August 5, 2020