Hamelkink

Having a kink means being turned on by something and the Hamelkink means being turned on by someone with the last name Hamelink.

Girl: i really got turned on by this guy with the last name Hamelink.
Me: o you haf the Hamelkink lmfao
Girl: bruh

by BigfuckinS January 2, 2021

hamelkink

the Hamelkink is a certain of kink a weak spot for someone with the name Hamelink. You become totaly controlled by this individual.

Nigga you got the Hamelkink, you down bad cuh.

by BigfuckinS January 1, 2021

harmelinked

The act of being struck by a food delivery vehicle (esp. being struck by the side-view mirror) while riding one's bicycle.

Did you hear that Timmy got harmelinked last night?

by kgbkgb January 13, 2009

hamelin

A slap to your woman's behind. Named for Canadian short track speed skater, Charles Hamelin, who after winning gold was so thrilled with the win gave his congratulatory girlfriend a couple smacks to the ass.

"The girlfriend is coming over tonight and I intend to give her a little hamelin action"

by gold medal terms March 1, 2010