Hamelkink

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Having a kink means being turned on by something and the Hamelkink means being turned on by someone with the last name Hamelink.

Girl: i really got turned on by this guy with the last name Hamelink.
Me: o you haf the Hamelkink lmfao
Girl: bruh

Hamelkink by BigfuckinS January 2, 2021

Words you can keep

hamelkink

the Hamelkink is a certain of kink a weak spot for someone with the name Hamelink. You become totaly controlled by this individual.

Nigga you got the Hamelkink, you down bad cuh.

hamelkink by BigfuckinS January 1, 2021

Related Words

hamelkink • hamelin • harmelinked

harmelinked

The act of being struck by a food delivery vehicle (esp. being struck by the side-view mirror) while riding one's bicycle.

Did you hear that Timmy got harmelinked last night?

harmelinked by kgbkgb January 13, 2009

hamelin

A slap to your woman's behind. Named for Canadian short track speed skater, Charles Hamelin, who after winning gold was so thrilled with the win gave his congratulatory girlfriend a couple smacks to the ass.

"The girlfriend is coming over tonight and I intend to give her a little hamelin action"

hamelin by gold medal terms March 1, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026