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Having a kink means being turned on by something and the Hamelkink means being turned on by someone with the last name Hamelink.

Girl: i really got turned on by this guy with the last name Hamelink.
Me: o you haf the Hamelkink lmfao
Girl: bruh

Hamelkink by BigfuckinS January 2, 2021

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hamelkink

the Hamelkink is a certain of kink a weak spot for someone with the name Hamelink. You become totaly controlled by this individual.

Nigga you got the Hamelkink, you down bad cuh.

hamelkink by BigfuckinS January 1, 2021

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harmelinked

The act of being struck by a food delivery vehicle (esp. being struck by the side-view mirror) while riding one's bicycle.

Did you hear that Timmy got harmelinked last night?

harmelinked by kgbkgb January 13, 2009

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hamelin

A slap to your woman's behind. Named for Canadian short track speed skater, Charles Hamelin, who after winning gold was so thrilled with the win gave his congratulatory girlfriend a couple smacks to the ass.

"The girlfriend is coming over tonight and I intend to give her a little hamelin action"

hamelin by gold medal terms March 1, 2010

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The Hamelin

A bold bedroom maneuver in which a man, at precisely the right moment, locks eyes with his partner and firmly, confidently tells her:

« Regarde-moi dans les yeux pour que je vienne. »

Known for its commanding delivery and intense eye contact, the Hamelin is a move that demands confidence, timing, and absolute commitment.

One does not simply attempt it. You pull the Hamelin.

He pulled the Hamelin on her last night. Shit got intense and she fucking lost it.

The Hamelin by Cedna August 16, 2026

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The Hamelin

He pulled the Hamelin on her last night. Things got intense and she completely lost it.

The Hamelin by Cedna August 16, 2026

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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