Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.

Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"

by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010

hamburger helpers

1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.

1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.

2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.

by nooneimportantt May 11, 2008

Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush

Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!

by vap0rWTC February 5, 2010

Hamburger Helper

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

by squidfinder123 August 27, 2005

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020

Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012