jerk-off

A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”

by Smoked Bear April 29, 2021

jerk-off

To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.

I went to jerk-off in your face!

by Chris Feda August 29, 2007

jerk-off

Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.

07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it

by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011

Jerk-off

(noun) An insult. Can mean idiot, moron, inbred sun of a bitch, etc.

Biggie: go get me a sandwich

Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you

Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off

Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off

Biggie: what?

by Brennan Kennedy May 22, 2005

Jerk-off

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

by King Jerk II April 27, 2009

jerk-off

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.

by Energy July 30, 2008

jerk-off

Stupid; idiotic.

"I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"

by hello~ December 15, 2012