Biggie: go get me a sandwich
Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you
Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what?
Angry Italian: okaya fine, ia hate-a you
Biggie: this isn't a sandwich, its a popsicle. Nice job jerk-off
Angry Italian: Oh I'lla jerka you off
Biggie: what?
by Brennan Kennedy May 13, 2005
A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)
by King Jerk II April 27, 2009
Older brother: umm dude what are you doing
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
Younger brother : it's not what it looks like
Older brother: oh my god dude are you jerking off
by Nikki_Manage May 12, 2021
by SexGodNate June 25, 2020
by peterduck685 March 11, 2016
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 08, 2004
1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.
3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off
4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."
"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)
"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."
"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 22, 2004