Hamburger Helper

What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010
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Hamburger Helper

Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.

How to make Hamburger Helper:

Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
by vap0rWTC February 05, 2010
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Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.
I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.
by squidfinder123 August 27, 2005
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Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child
by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012
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In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.
Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!
by gamma November 16, 2004
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To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.
Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"
by Bruce Twayne December 16, 2008
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the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer
Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet
by lmaoobob December 08, 2016
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