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Broad Street Bullies 

The Philadelphia Flyers teams of the 1970s. They were so mean, rough, and vicious that other teams were intimidated and scared shitless to play them.

First Edition (1972-1975) featured Dave "The Hammer" Schultz, Bob "The Hound" Kelly, Andre "Moose" Dupont, and Don "Big Bird" Saleski.

Second Edition (1976-1981) included Paul Holmgren, Mel Bridgman, Behn Wilson, Dave Hoyda, Glen Cochrane, and Ken "The Rat" Linseman. Those were the scariest teams in hockey history.

Third Edition (1981-approx. 1987) included Dave Brown, Rick Tocchett, Daryl Stanley and Craig Berube.
Man do I miss those days of the Broad Street Bullies and Big Bad Bruins.

can't hit the broad side of a barn 

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.

Bromad(s) 

One or more bros that travel from city to city trying to find parties to crash and women to have sexual relations with. If a bromad or the bromads fail to do such they will sleep in their car on the side of the road and try again the next day. Bromads are usually low on cash and require semi-good looks and the ability to sweet talk for entrance into parties.
Frank, Conor and Tim went down to the Jersey shore for the weekend with no place to stay but the vehicle they were in. They partied the night away with people they didn't even know. They are true bromad(s).
Bromad(s) by The Original Bromad August 15, 2010

Broad Stroking 

To make a generalization about something.
Mary: So how did your date with Tom go?
Cindy: Terrible! All guys named Tom are crazy!
Mary: Oh Cindy, there you go broad stroking again.
Broad Stroking by PH Hammer March 31, 2011

Brad's Cock 

An Abnormally large Penis that throbs and pulsates when Erect, with a large blue vein bulging through the middle.
Man I'm glad i dint have sex with him last night i heard he had "Brad's Cock"
Brad's Cock by paintballbat216 December 16, 2011

Bread's In The Oven 

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
Bread's In The Oven by JRoth827 August 15, 2010