ham slapper 

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

ham slapper by fun haver August 30, 2015

Ham Slapper 

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

Ham Slapper by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

Dirty Ham Slapper 

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

Dirty Ham Slapper by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

slippery ham 

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

slippery ham by Cotlno January 4, 2019

Slapped Ham 

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

Slapped Ham by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022