ham slam

The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.

Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.

by Peter & Ernie September 10, 2008

ham slam

Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum

Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.

by pdude618 June 18, 2016

ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.

Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.

by troysco2 May 21, 2015

Ham Slam

Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks

I picked up a full figured lady last night and bent her over and gave her a ham slam

by Canadaram June 02, 2008

Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 17, 2022

Ham Slamming

The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.

I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.

by poopieweinerhole July 09, 2010

double ham slam

The act of double male penetration in which both participants insert their penis into the other's rectum.

I saw this movie were these two gay guys were giving each other the double ham slam.

by SkandaalousJoenes September 18, 2016