ham jammer

when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by your coyl June 7, 2003

hamdammered

Extremely intoxicated. Past the point of being hammered or wasted

It was at that point I realized you had gone from being drunk to hamdammered out of your mind.

by bella k. July 7, 2008

Hamjammery

To act in a lewd or or over-bearing manner due to the use of alcohol and sometimes recreational drugs

When you're at a great party and the ladies shirts start flying off, said ladies are commencing in hamjammery.

by BrianJohns May 4, 2011

hammammered

to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".

characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.

"Johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. SAKE!!"

by sean_517 August 13, 2006