ham and cheesed

To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed.

I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed right now!

by Brody Denis May 19, 2007

ham and cheese

Basically the food version of crazy. Sometimes just shortened to ham. i.e Coach goes Ham

Those guys went ham and cheese over that comic book

by Mug Handle June 22, 2018

ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

by mr..lundgren May 13, 2005

Ham and Cheese

A loaded gun.

Dont fuck with that fool cause he got that ham and cheese.

by Crestside rida October 12, 2012

Ham and cheese

When your toes hang over your slides

Damn bro! You got major ham and cheese!
She’s ham and chessing over there
Look at those toes! Ham and cheese!

by yoyofloridaboy August 22, 2022

Going Ham And Cheese

Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese

Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.

by $$$overboobies May 01, 2011

ham and cheese curtains

A woman's pussy lips

"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"

by Champloo October 28, 2006