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Halo: Master Chief Collection 

A f**king amazing game(s)

An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!

Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but

Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...

Person 1: No halo 4 is better!

Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!

Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get

Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4

and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-

ordered mine already.

Person 1, 2: Sweet!

Halo: The Master Chief Collection 

Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy

the master chief sucks at halo 

one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3

make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma

HALOMASTER98799 

A dude who keeps joining your game, but everyone doesn't enjoy his presence.
Ew that HALOMASTER98799 guy is in our game.
HALOMASTER98799 by Sideburns69 April 11, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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