Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get
hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will
trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont
hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get
hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i
hit her with the half
way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.