A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.
Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon
A people person, Hadessah loves her friends, and making them laugh. She enjoys nature, and likes camping. She can be self critical sometimes, be overall is a great friend to have.
An awesome band with lead singer Lzzy Hale. Drummer Arejay can play an insane solo which he throws a drumstick towards the audience with almost every hit. Also play the "drum circle" in which each member of the band plays a drum that are in a circle, hence "drum circle". usally doesnt get to crazy at Halestorm concerts but Halestorm aknowledges their fans completely, and they sign autographs at every show.
"Man after the Halestorm concert last night we got to meet Halestorm. Maaaan Lzzy is so hot up and close!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.