A person resembling the typical brown chess
player sharing characteristics with a
donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually
will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.
Guy 1: That
guy totally looks like a pro chess
player, i
will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.
Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales
Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon