Urban Dictionary: Definitions by smartydoodoo

dasometer

It's literally smaller than the grain of sand

It's so tiny the naked eye can't see it

Person 1: What's a dasometer?
Person 2: It's something:)

A ancient language used in 1000BC used by the people of Kakolakadoo

Person 1: I speak shwazola
Person 2: You're making things up

A stupid dumb stalker who likes lasonia.
Everytime she tries to stalk people, she gets caught.

person 1: OMG you're a haless.
person 2: Not again!