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Definitions by smartydoodoo
dasometer
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It's
literally
smaller
than the grain of sand
It's so tiny the
naked eye
can't see it
Person 1
: What's a dasometer?
Person 2
: It's
something
:)
dasometer
by
smartydoodoo
May 27, 2021
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shwazola
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A
ancient
language
used in 1000BC used by
the people
of Kakolakadoo
Person 1
: I speak shwazola
Person 2
: You're
making
things up
shwazola
by
smartydoodoo
May 27, 2021
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haless
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A
stupid dumb
stalker
who likes lasonia.
Everytime
she tries to stalk people, she gets caught.
person 1
: OMG
you're a
haless.
person 2
: Not again!
haless
by
smartydoodoo
May 27, 2021
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