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Hagan's Red Hot 

When a man pours Frank's Red Hot on his dick and then has sex with a woman at least 4 years his elder.
"Dude, did you hear Jon and Ryann last night? I think he gave her the Hagan's Red Hot with all the screaming coming from their room!"
Hagan's Red Hot by poundcak371 March 30, 2010

halzan sda

Term used in Mongolia. The equivalent in English is Bald motherf*cker.
Enke is such a halzan sda.

Hasan Seizure 

when a person keeps saying the same thing but in a paraphrased way in the same argument and his name is Hasan which makes it Hasan seizure. So When people keep shouting the name of Hasan because he is shouting nonsense to the audience that generates the confusement among people (Hasan seizure).
oh my god why don't you understand anything? are having Hasan seizure at the moment ?

Hasan Salaam 

a socially conscious up-and-coming emcee from nj tearing up the underground hip-hop scnene with his passionate jazz-like flow and clever lyrics. he is a devout black muslim discussing topics most emcees/rappers wouldnt care to bring up such as, 'post-colonial exploitation of african (hip-hop) culture', 'the african diaspora', 'the true islamic jihad', etc. most listeners can relate him to other socially conscious emcees such as immortal technique, dead prez, mos def and talib kweli, chuck d, or krs-one. he already has an LP out, 'Paradise Lost', so go peep that if you havent checked him out.
"thats how it is, but shit dont change
plantations, politics, and capital gain
for the right price of fortune and fame
who be reppin a black face
for some bling and a chain
go ahead and do the math
ice, floss, and flash
used to worship gold
now praying to platinum calf
after the cash, whats fuckin with that
all mighty dollars, replaced Allah
so holla back!
21 gun salute, let your pistols clap
just as long as the violence is black on black
glorifying that shit, now its a rap
a million sold for your soul
if theres a price for that
Vanilla Ice and Hammer
hip-hop or propaganda?
its mainstream now, that shit bumps in Montana
white boys in Iowa call each other 'nigga'
they said it wouldnt last yall...
come on, go figure"
-Hasan Salaam, Blaxploitation
Hasan Salaam by illmatic_89 September 1, 2006

Harlan Spoilers 

When you spoil a part of a game that has no actual relation to the plot of the story but rather a gameplay moment that would have been a realization of putting two and two together in game.
Friend 1: Oh did you guys see that you can make a pipe bomb in game?
Friend 2: Shush. Spoilers.
Friend 1: Classic case of Harlan Spoilers...
Harlan Spoilers by NOT-TNTman May 27, 2023

Hakan Sukur 

The greatest living Turkish soccer player. Known as the Bull of the Bosphorus, he plays for Galatasaray of Istanbul.
Hakan Sukur scored three goals
Hakan Sukur by gs December 31, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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