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hairy watermelon 

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!
I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!
hairy watermelon by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

African Water Hair 

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.
Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!

water polo hair 

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH
water polo hair by miklus May 6, 2006

water we dune hair 

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.
"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"
water we dune hair by gumpynator October 17, 2021

Hair Waters 

When someone with very hairy ankles, wears high waters.
Man-Whoa, Dude look at those sick hair waters!!

Dude-Haha, sick Man. Those are some hair waters!

Hair Waters Guy-(cries softly to himself)
Hair Waters by nasty trick nasty December 20, 2008

Hair Waters 

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.
Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)
Hair Waters by Hair Waters December 18, 2008
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"



Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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