hairy water 

pubes in the drain

My dad left me some hairy water this morning and I had to clean it up.

hairy water by whoisgary November 14, 2016

hairy watermelon 

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

hairy watermelon by MarySanderson August 31, 2018

African Water Hair 

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.

Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!

African Water Hair by grogro-in-da-house June 1, 2017

water polo hair 

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

water polo hair by miklus May 6, 2006

water we dune hair 

Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.

"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"

water we dune hair by gumpynator October 17, 2021

Hair Waters 

When someone with very hairy ankles, wears high waters.

Man-Whoa, Dude look at those sick hair waters!!

Dude-Haha, sick Man. Those are some hair waters!

Hair Waters Guy-(cries softly to himself)

Hair Waters by nasty trick nasty December 20, 2008

Hair Waters 

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

Hair Waters by Hair Waters December 18, 2008