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hairy tit

a hard hairy boobie that you suck on
by chicken 5 January 21, 2020
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She had great boobs but her hairy tits felt like sucking on a cherry dipped in a dog's ass
by wackyaudit April 19, 2014
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juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk
have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits
by levi isn't real January 2, 2023
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Hairy Tits

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Tits:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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tit hair

Usually used as a term describing a very small amount of something.
Yo...dickhead how much do you want me to cut off this two-by-four?
ahhhh...not to much, just a tit hair
by tony January 24, 2004
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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hairytits

A man or woman with nipples that have a lot of hair around them
Hey what’s up hairytits how’s your evening?”
by thehairiestitties October 10, 2023
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