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Hair less men 

men, with no hair.
gina: dood dat man has no hurr
sam: yeah dats s, he is ah hair less men
Hair less men by gina & sam December 28, 2010

Hair Club For Men

A way to get some nice hot young (over 18) poon if your over 50.
Hot Chick "Your disgusting!"

Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"

Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"

Men's Artifical man hairs 

Well mens artifical man hairs are actually a thing not just a person, it is actually those weird hairs dudes have on their chins that they refuse to shave or wax off that really make you mad,they just dangle long individual hairs from their chin and are proud,(Something woman can't do and may be offended if you tell them they have these ) Guys thing they are atractive and could be seen rubbing their chin hairs while talking when they should really be rubbing them off,some woman may find them attractive and if you do nice go find you some men's artifical man hairs to love theirs nothing wrong with them their just weird and unnessacary/
Keili : Have you seen Caleb's men's artifical man hairs?
Jorie :Yea their long and straight but his hairs curly so its weird!
Keili: I know right they gotta go!
or

Jorie:I love men's artifical man hairs on guys it's attractive as heck
Keili: Get that out of here you crazy !

Menstrual Hair Dye 

The brand of hair dye Beth uses.
“Beth, where do you get your menstrual hair dye?”
“Believe it or not, I get it free every month!”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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