Hairy Hotdog

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Male genitalia

AKA - Purple Helmet Warrior, Pork Sword, Cock, Penis, Love Stick, Wang, Doodle, Fuck Stick, Heat Seeking Moisture Missile, Mutton Dagger, Fishing Rod, Ding dong, Ankle Spanker, Kidney Cracker, Giggle Stick, Love Whistle, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johney, Taliwacker, Pocket Rocket, Engine cranker, Baby pocket, One Eyed Trouser Trout, Tube Steak.

Man my hairy Hotdog hurts.

Hairy Hotdog by Lord Schubert February 11, 2006

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hairy hot dog

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

hairy hot dog by darryl February 5, 2003

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hot dog hair

Hot dog hair is when you shave your hair down the middle but the keep the sides at their usual length. Basically, it is the opposite of a mohawk.

Wow Luke, your hot dog hair looks so good on you!

hot dog hair by ilovehotdoghair January 16, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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