hairy farter 

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

hairy farter by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

hair farmer 

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

hair farmer by Chris Rosenbaum February 4, 2004

hair farmer 

A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets

Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.

hair farmer by Roderick October 16, 2003

Hair Farmer 

a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

Hair Farmer by Flamin Orphans April 14, 2009

hair farmer 

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

hair farmer by Rob Kelly_RJC December 19, 2008