Hairy fairy 

Having too much hair on unwanted areas of the female body.

Wow, that chick's a hairy fairy, did you see mustache she has?

Hairy fairy by Dotanairy January 22, 2020

hairy fairy 

A particularly hairy gentleman of the gay persuasion, often only temporarily so when imprisoned for criminal behaviour.

The dude's queer - the big hairy fairy cornholed everyone in the clink

hairy fairy by ClubBarf July 4, 2004

Hairy fairy land 

The state of mind where one thinks that everything in life will be simple and easy

Joe:it's fine I'll leave all my studying til the last night .
Chris:really? You're in Hairy fairy land then you fat fuck.

Hairy fairy land by Minty February 15, 2017

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

Hairy Bear Fairy by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

Fairy tale hairy tail by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

Rocko the Hair Fairy 

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

Rocko the Hair Fairy by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Fairlawns Hair

Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.

Have you seen Margaret? she's got very Fairlawns Hair

Fairlawns Hair by MikeHove January 22, 2026