Definitions by MikeHove
Fairlawns Hair
Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.
Fairlawns Hair by MikeHove January 22, 2026
Fairlawns Hair
Highly-styled, blow-dried, bouffant hair, (typically with an apricot rinse) used to assert social status following retirement and a downsize from an affluent suburb to a much smaller, although favoured, seafront apartment.
Fairlawns Hair by MikeHove January 22, 2026
Uncle Len
The last husband standing of a group of older women who assumes, or is hen-pecked into, the responsibility of driving the them around on social occasions and nominally in charge of pick up/drop off order, routes, parking, coats and bags. Usually in a Honda.
CLA
Celebrity Lookalike Alert. Abbreviation used to alert your friends to the proximity of someone who bears a resemblsnce to a celebrity. A correct guess earns you 3 points it's a giving game. Further 3 points for a combination of two features - eg hair from one celebrity, face from another. 1 point for an "acknowledgement" where the caller discloses who they perceived, and the seer subsequently agrees