hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

hairy donut

excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter

I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut

by Phil McKeister December 28, 2003