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Hairy Juan

A Hispanic male who comes to North America to get some sweet pussy. He has large muscles and goes to clubs all night to leave with some ass and pound it when he gets home. Hairy Juan refers to a man with much hair, therefore he is masculine. When bitches see the hair he’s got on his chest and arms, they cant wait to get him home and have his hairy ball sack smacking their pussy from behind. Please note the hairy Juan will not be afraid to show off his hairy body and grind on pussy at clubs. He knows that only real mean have hair and takes his large cock with pride when screwing a slut in her holes.
Juan: yo bitches some round, im a hairy Juan so you know im packing a long pole. Who wants to suck?
Bitch: im getting some hairy balls tonight!
Hairy Juan by Juanxxx March 25, 2009

hairy jungle of love 

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch
I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while
hairy jungle of love by jeff December 11, 2003

hairy jumper 

An exquisitely hairy muff when untamed by skivvies gets entangled in the woman’s zipper of her jeans causing her to leap in agony.
When getting ready for the party too quickly Mary decided to go comando causing her to experience a traumatic hairy jumper.
hairy jumper by Mycokin Cyder January 7, 2024

juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits 

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk
have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

Harry Judd

Pure Fitness
Its All About The Wrists
Harry Judd Mcfly woo
Harry Judd by Vicki Judd January 21, 2004

Harry Judd

the super wicked drummer from mcfly.
harry is also very attractive.
he can give you a mean beat if you ask him to.
harry also likes talking about battered sausage.
harry judd quote:
"what's the best part about being in a band?
WHEN WE WENT INTO THE FUCKING HAUNTED HOUSE" <3
Harry Judd by mclaura December 30, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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