Hairing 

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

Hairing by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022

hairing 

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

hairing by wanna kms March 14, 2022

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

Hairing Teeth by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Brown Hairing 

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

Brown Hairing by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

K-hairing 

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.

I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.

K-hairing by Sy23 April 17, 2012

simple-hairing 

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.

- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!

simple-hairing by sashagerm October 23, 2023

Red Hairing 

When a ginger's pubic hair gets caught in the braces of someone who's sucking their dick.

Richard: Dude, last night this bitch gave me a Red Hairing so bad we had to cut off my pubes while they were still in her braces!
Nick: Are they still in there right now?
Richard: Fuck yeah!

Red Hairing by wordier February 9, 2014