Definitions by cryptid-hunter

Butt Butt 

A very aggressive and passionate way to say, anus, bum, or fanny. It works synonymously with Blast Shart.

Person 1: "Lick my Butt Butt!"
Person 2: "I am laughing so hard that pee is leaking."

Butt Butt by cryptid-hunter January 23, 2022

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

Hairing Teeth by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Lost Jubilee 

When you hit dirt weed so hard that your arms & legs go numb. You start to detach from physical reality and your mind wanders off into a state of pure euphoria.

Man 1: "Yo yo yo I just shmacked a spliff of some mids and now I'm lost jubilee!"
Man 2: "That's beautiful, man."

Lost Jubilee by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022

Binky-Man 

A cryptid. Those who have reported sightings of Binky-Man speak of a short & stocky man in a robe, riding a broomstick. He is said to have a brightly colored object in his mouth that makes a loud clicking noise as he gets near. He has been spotted all over the world, and has recently been regarded as a deity in Southeast Asia. To most, though, he is viewed as an evil and unlucky figure, as multiple witnesses have gone missing soon after a sighting occurs.

Person 1: "Jane told me that Binky-Man has been spotted in our town!"
Person 2: "What?"

Binky-Man by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022