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a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls

" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!
kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe
haging wi by theattacked!!! May 6, 2011
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hanging with elvis 

to get killed, die, shot,
keep fucking with me and you will be hanging with elvis

Hanging with Marcus 

the act of smoking marijuana- specific to a group of dudes from South-Eastern, Pennsylvania
Hey man, you hanging with Marcus and me tonight?
Hanging with Marcus by Marcus Weed January 12, 2008

Hanging with Uncle Frank 

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.
Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

hanging with da stars 

i took two 30s now im hanging with da stars

No-Pillow-Having-Wife 

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

Hanging With Benefits 

Hanging with Benefits or HWB is when 2 people with a history and or sexual tension play hanging with friends
boy: failed to solve females, plays word nudes

Girl: solves nudes and plays Passion

Boy:plays hottie .....waiting on girl to solve HOTTIE

boy:(Receives text from girl ) "are you trying to say something" Girl: (Receives text from boy) "i thought we were playing Hanging With Benefits