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a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls

" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!
kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe
haging wi by theattacked!!! May 6, 2011
Words you can keep

hanging with elvis 

to get killed, die, shot,
keep fucking with me and you will be hanging with elvis
hanging with elvis by arbgast641 April 16, 2008

Hanging with Marcus 

the act of smoking marijuana- specific to a group of dudes from South-Eastern, Pennsylvania
Hey man, you hanging with Marcus and me tonight?
Hanging with Marcus by Marcus Weed January 12, 2008

Hanging with Uncle Frank 

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.
Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

hanging with da stars 

to get fucked up
i took two 30s now im hanging with da stars

No-Pillow-Having-Wife 

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.
My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

Hanging With Benefits 

Hanging with Benefits or HWB is when 2 people with a history and or sexual tension play hanging with friends
boy: failed to solve females, plays word nudes

Girl: solves nudes and plays Passion

Boy:plays hottie .....waiting on girl to solve HOTTIE

boy:(Receives text from girl ) "are you trying to say something" Girl: (Receives text from boy) "i thought we were playing Hanging With Benefits
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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