Hael

A Scottish word for a computer geek

"C'mon bitch, you don't gotta be a hael!"
"Let's get that hael to take a look at your broken laptop"

by lfgss February 22, 2010

Hael

A woman who is looked down on by society for any reason (i.e. whore, bitch, etc)

"Hey Marie!"
"Fuck you!"
"Damn, you don't gotta be a Hael"

by private, unknown June 20, 2006

HAEL 9 CLIENT

Hael9 client is a hack client client in the game Minecraft produced by the developer hael9, during the development multiple skyblock players such as egom, averagesweat and, zethrow9 were caught red-handed abusing the client which led to bans or was never caught although it is still banned many people still have the client in their heart and still claim they did not use it

"bro egom was haeling that terminal we should ban him"-non hacker

"i was false banned for hael 9 clienting"- AverageSweat

by egomstan5069 April 29, 2021

de hael

Phrase used to express EXTREME confusion, a malformed version of the hell, said while being very confused, thus becoming de hael.

*guy walks out in hooker heels, biker chaps, a tutu, eating a rotiserie chicken and juggling 17 chainsaws*

...de hael?!

by Doug DuCote September 5, 2008

Bro wat da hael

A poorly spelt way of saying,"What the hell?"
I don't think I need to explain it any more.

Person 1: I found a cat in my plant pot.
Person 2: Bro wat da hael.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

haelee

A girl who is super beautiful and nice. A Haelee is someone who is very quiet and shy yet they are really sweet. She is someone who is honest and who you can say anything to. She is someone who if very self-conscious but is cute in her own way. Haelee is someone that you think of when she's away and smile away to yourself. :)

That girl haelee is the nicest person i know

by Secret Admirerr March 18, 2011

Haeley

She's addicting. She makes your heart pound so hard it'll be like a thunderstorm inside of you. She's different from anyone you've ever met and anyone you ever will meet. She storms into your mind and takes it over, refusing to leave. Loving her is easier than it is to breathe. I swear to God, she came straight from my sweetest dreams. Nothing could ever compare to her, or ever come close to being nearly as amazing and breathtaking as she is.

Haeley completes Kyle.

by FebruaryFirst September 5, 2014