Hællæwood 

Fredrikstad, the hometown of movie director Harald Zwart and the wannabe film capital of Norway. The word Hællæwood is a combination of the dialect word "Hællæ", wich means hello and is the most common greating in Fredrikstad, and "Hollywood", the part of Los Angelos where film studios are located.

There are currently a Hællæwood sign on one of the main entry roads to Fredrikstad as well as one in the public cinema in the centre of town.

Hællæwood is the Bollywood of Norway.

Hællæwood by Curiositist January 16, 2011

Hællæwood 

Norwegian language, where "Hællæ" is local (Fredrikstad city) slang for "Hello".
Combine with wood, its referd to the movies called "lange flate ballær" 1, 2 & 3.
The frase were evented as a pr-stunt before the premiere, by the director of the film; Harald Swartz

When you arrive the city of Fredrikstad, you'll see the sign "Hællæwood".

Hællæwood by SurrealBeta April 19, 2022

Hallewood  

Pronounced: hally - wood, as a play on words of "Hollywood."
So I heard about this website called hallewood-(you figure out the rest of the address because were not allowed to advertise wbsites ;) )- which is something like a fan site for Halle Berry, and i had a thought: Hallewood is not a fan site, hallewood has to do directly with the stiffy that a man obtains or a woman may mentally feel whilst taking a gander at Halle Berry's fine, physical ASSets. This may occur during masturbation or recreational porn browsing.

(As Jay enters the room, his friend, Zach, quickly closes the laptop he was looking at, and zips up his pants)
Jay: "Dogg, what is that strange bulging in your pants?"
Zach: "Uhh, you know, just pitchin a tent, finding some wood, polishing the rocket."
Jay: "Oh man...that's uncalled for. Wait lemme see this laptop...oh DOGG! thas no regular porn-related wood, that's some of that hardcore HALLEWOOD! GET OUTTA HERE, with your disgusting rock solid hallewood man, everyone knows it's impossible not to skeet once you start! So take that shit to the bathroom!"
THE END

Hallewood by [pause]not February 23, 2008