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habla habla habla 

1. a term used by fat kids with no better insult or comeback at that period of time.

2.a random outburst uttered when walking into a classroom.
me: your fat
fatkid: Habla Habla Habla
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No Habla Hollandaise 

When you are unable to speak the language of hollandaise.
Guy 1: Hey bro want to grab some brunch tomorrow?

Guy 2: Sorry man, no habla hollandaise.
No Habla Hollandaise by Ststanstan August 20, 2019

Real Habla

A synonym for "real talk," or "real spit," meaning truthful.
1: Yo bruh, Harold told me ol' girl sucked him off in the whip after the movie.

2: For real?

1: Yeah man, that's real habla.
Real Habla by Big_Lew November 4, 2010
1. Something said when there is an awkward silence between friends or to break the ice. Usually said as a question. see meow

2. In spanish, literally means "speak" or "I say"
"Habla?!"

"habla espanol"
habla by J-Wheezy August 18, 2005

no se habla de bruno

POV: you were bored so you typed the first lyrics of "we dont talk about bruno" in spanish.
*singing we dont talk about bruno* "Im bored" *types it in in spanish* *singing no se habla de bruno"
Habla is German last name, though it is not very common in Germany. It is also a Spanish word for speak.
[habla] by TaylorSarah January 31, 2009

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murderhobo 

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