Mato

A word to call someone who isn't thinking with their head.

Der he you a mato.

by Ad674 May 07, 2009

Mato

Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.

Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK

by Jack Gellis April 02, 2019

Matoe

A ridicolous creature that does ridicolous things, and forces others to join in with it.

-Damn there go a matoe
- Run!!

by booBooq123 July 26, 2009

Matos

A different way to describe a mate. Combination of the word mate and the letters 'o' and 's'.

You're my favourite matos.

by Anon101222 February 09, 2013

mato

Short for tomato.

Mato in the house!

by firecow1630 August 06, 2008

Matos

means "to kill" in Spanish, also one of the best last names you could have

Senor Matos es mi vida.

by Nancy Mato June 29, 2008

mato

a spanish last name meaning humungous COCK

he has a mato in his pants

by zoes is a fagg May 24, 2011