Mato is a Russian/Croatian/Japanese fuck who can get drunk after having a glass of gentlemen Jack. Noone can understand him half the fucking time but we just agree with him to make him happy. He's got the strongest accent ever and failed all his tests. He says the weirdest shit and he thinks we are laughing with him but we are actually laughing at him.

Me-Message from Mato on Snapchat out of the blue
Me-Opens message 'My mother is turning 60 today'
Me-Uhhhhh OKKK

Mato by Jack Gellis April 2, 2019

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mato

says hi

guy 1: who is that girl never seen her before
guy 2: she's mato

mato by chingtungma May 11, 2020

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Mato

A guy with a nice personality.
Usually very pretty but doesn't notice it and he doesn't take compliments.
Very smart and has good grades

Person 1: Is that Mato
Person 1: Yeah
Person 1: Ok im gonna go ask him to do my homework

Mato by JoJoIsNotGay420 June 10, 2020

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