habibship

The verbally effusive bromance you have with your local corner store guy where each of you take turns playing hype-man and generally expressing your appreciation for each other's best qualities.

Inspired by a random comment on an Instagram post by @freakjerry on December 23rd, 2023. Post caption was "Not a friend or a lover but a deeper, more profound 3rd relationship"

Disclaimer: Don't know freakjerry, not affiliated with freakjerry, generally assume freakjerry is a reasonably cool average Insta user, no link in bio, no merch

"I'm in a serious habibship with Mokhtar my 7-11 guy down on 73rd street"

by LtDan1 January 5, 2024

Hairship

A person's personal relationship with their hair, whether good or bad

All my life I've had a horrible hairship. It wasn't until I was older that I learned to accept my natural hair.

by Buti4ash August 9, 2019

Pirate on the hairship

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

by Chad S January 20, 2004

hamilships

where you sell your soul to the dark underbelly of shipping

you can't escape it

fucking save yourselves

"look at these cute hamilships"

"kill yourself"

by name_depression_is_taken January 24, 2018

Hairship

When one experiences a bad hair cut, or a bad hair style, or simply has a bad hair day.

Britney Spears has been through many hairships.

by mcchickenMC February 16, 2010