haberl 

A person who looks like a nice kind innocent person, but will probably kill you in your sleep.

Person A: How did your dad die?
Person B: He was shot by a Haberl.

haberl by supersofia November 21, 2022

haterloverych

haterloverych, also known as "bro" is a tiktok currently having 1m followers, posting videos of him "reacting" to art tutorials, memes (especially), and other stuff.

Friend: Haha! Look at this meme about refrigerators!

Y/K: Woah, is that haterloverych?!

Friend: Well, yeah, but look at the meme!

Y/K: "bro posting about refrigerators now 💀"

haterloverych by glitchykittens January 18, 2022

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

haberdasher by Timato Five April 3, 2005

hamberlin 

nathan's squeeze. (wears supergirl cosplay)

nathan claps hamberlin on the daily

hamberlin by thatboyjohnknee June 4, 2019

Haberstick 

To have a really small penis and pork ugly fat girls in the butt.

Dam Haberstick Grace D.

Haberstick by Daniel Haberstick September 30, 2010

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

haberdasher by faggo delux February 19, 2005