haberl

A person who looks like a nice kind innocent person, but will probably kill you in your sleep.

Person A: How did your dad die?
Person B: He was shot by a Haberl.

by supersofia November 21, 2022

haterloverych

haterloverych, also known as "bro" is a tiktok currently having 1m followers, posting videos of him "reacting" to art tutorials, memes (especially), and other stuff.

Friend: Haha! Look at this meme about refrigerators!

Y/K: Woah, is that haterloverych?!

Friend: Well, yeah, but look at the meme!

Y/K: "bro posting about refrigerators now 💀"

by glitchykittens January 18, 2022

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

by Timato Five April 3, 2005

hamberlin

nathan's squeeze. (wears supergirl cosplay)

nathan claps hamberlin on the daily

by thatboyjohnknee June 4, 2019

Haberstick

To have a really small penis and pork ugly fat girls in the butt.

Dam Haberstick Grace D.

by Daniel Haberstick September 30, 2010

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

by faggo delux February 19, 2005