Habersham

Habersham is a county located in the northeastern part of the state of Georgia. Habersham's biggest exports are racism, depression, football loses, and meth heads. The 'Sham' has many exciting things to be found, especially if you like goddamn trees and shanky redneck whores. The biggest tourist attraction is the Walmart Supercenter perfect for those fancy date nights with your sweetheart! The dress code is wife beaters and boots, no pants. Come explore! Unless you're gay, Hispanic, black, bi, handicap, Jewish, Muslim, or voted for Obama in the last election.

I'd rather be scrubbing the shitter at any truck stop gas station with my tongue then live in Habersham.

by sladyconesmom December 11, 2014

habersham

Small county located in Georgia with a population of about 30,000 is full of whatever you can imagine but they are all wannabes because it self the county is just trees and roads the only real group are rednecks, the school is nickname the sham is got a lame Football team that is only good for parting after losing a game because the cheerleaders are really slutty it also has a lame Basketball team, the only sports worth cheering are soccer that makes it to the play-offs every year and is always kicking private school ass and the golf, tennis, Baseball, swimming and wresteling all which have statee tittles but no one knows!!

-Tony: "Hey matt, how is the Habersham football team this year?"
-Matt: "We have not lost by more than 30 points this season!!"
-Tony: "That's awesome!! a new county record!!"
-Matt: "Yup, we are improving, And how is soccer team?"
-Tony: "We have perfect record so far and we are pretty much in play-offs already, so that's the 3rd region tittle in a row"
-Matt: "ZZZZzzzZZZZZzzz"
-Tony; "losers"

by monkeylion January 13, 2008

Habersham County

Habersham is a small place of about 44,000 people. Common past times include smoking meth, having sex with close family members, driving extra large pickups to make up for extra small penises, and growing old and realizing that all you've provided the world is a series of Republican votes. Habersham is also known for its lovely police department who managed to throw a flash-bang into a baby's playpen during a... meth raid. They may not have caught the perp, but at least they severely disfigured an innocent child in the process. If taking a road trip, one should avoid driving through Habersham at all costs as the local backwoods inbreds can not comprehend the minute complexities of operating their pickup trucks and will tailgate and cut you off from one side of the county to the other. The wildlife native to the county is gorgeous... too bad the infestation of hunters kill most of it, so you probably won't witness any. I highly advise anyone to reconsider travel plans.

The GPS is trying to take us through Habersham County. Let's be safe and take the hour detour around it.

by PappaBless69 January 5, 2019

habersham central band of blue

A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst

jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af

rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated

by rockoxnach January 17, 2023

HabeshaTakeover

HabeshaTakeover is a term Ethiopians and Eritreans use to describe the accomplishment of an aim or purpose/the overcoming of an obstacle/a favorable desired outcome.

"Yesterday's game was lit, we won by 40 points. It definitely was a habeshatakeover ?"

by Habesha12 May 3, 2019

habesha

Habesha is a term Ethiopians and Eritreans use to refer to themselves. Habesha is a term of pride and used to eliminate the distinction between different tribes and celebrate unity as people of the same region.

For example : You ask "Are you habesha?" instead of "Are you Ethiopian/Eritrea?"

by Haben August 4, 2004

habesha

Habesha is a word used to refer to both Eritreans and Ethiopians, or, more specifically, to the Semitic-speaking inhabitants of those countries. The first inscription to refer to "Habesha" is a Sabaean South Arabian inscription ca. 200 AD referring to king GDRT of Aksum (an ancient Kingdom located in modern Ethiopia and Eritrea) as king of the city of Aksum and the "clans of Habesha." As Sabaic and Ge'ez (the ancient language and alphabet of Ethiopia, still used) it was unvocalized, it is written as "h.bs't" (put the dot under the h and the apostrophe on top of the s) and later as vocalized as h.abs'aat (put the dot under the h, apostrophe over the s, and make the two a's a long "a" - meaning an a with a line over it), which evolved into today's Habesha. The term was translated by the famous Christian King Ezana of Aksum in the mid 4th century as "Ethiopia" in Greek, which previously referred to Africa south of Egypt in general, or Nubia (in modern-day Sudan) in particular. The term is not, as commonly assumed, of Arabic origin, but of local Semitic origin. Spurious Arabic etymologies tend to connect the term with the meaning "mixed," on the false assumption that the peoples of the Horn of Africa are the product of African-Arab mixes.

The term was also used by the Turks as "Habesh" or "Habeshistan" to refer to their small territory taken from Ethiopia in 1557, comprising of the port cities of Massawa and Hergigo (Habeshistan also included Jeddah in Saudi Arabia, the capital of the province, Suwakin in Sudan, and Aden in Yemen).

Shamir of Dhu-Raydan and Himyar had called in the help of the clans of Habashat for war against the kings of Saba. (ancient Sabaic inscription)

Habesha nesh? (Amharic: Are you habesha? (to a female))

by Ge'ez August 9, 2006