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Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.
A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

boom boom hammerstick 

a very large penis with a very large boner
wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020