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Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.
A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

boom boom hammerstick 

a very large penis with a very large boner
wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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