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Johnny Hammersticks 

Made popular in the youtube sensation "Drinking Out of Cups," Johnny Hammersticks is someone who is hammerin' away like he's fuckin Tommy Noble, a famous boxer.
A: Heard you guys havin sex last night.
B: Yeah I was hammerin' away like Johnny Hammersticks.
A: Got it goin like Tommy Noble or somethin.
Johnny Hammersticks by cumbersnatch September 16, 2010

boom boom hammerstick 

a very large penis with a very large boner
wow, you have a massive boom boom hammerstick.

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020

haberstich

A family of men born with big dicks and all around general knowledge of every thing American. They know how to fuck fight fix and break any thing worth fucking fighting fixing or breaking. Very loyal trust worthy smart and handsome. Very patriotic and willing to stand up for those who can't stand up for them selves. They love and were born and bread in chevys jeeps and America.

They are always right unless they admit to being wrong, odds are that the time they admit they were wrong is probably the time they were wrong. Which means they were right the first time.
Man those haberstichs are bad ass !
haberstich by Mac cam December 12, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026